when i went to see beyonce two years ago this girl who i was waiting in line with kept going on about how the two of us should stick together in there and i was like yeah sure but when the doors finally opened she had a rly tight grip on my arm while i was trying to run so i threw her to the ground and she was overtaken by so many people and i would have felt bad abt it but i got this close 

moral of the story we could be the best of friends but if u slow me down while im trying to reach beyonce i will betray yo ass so fast even kim kardashians friends who tried to leak the fake pictures of her baby the second they got them will gasp at my speed u feel me

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