MY CLASS WENT ON A TRIP TO THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART TODAY AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE EUROPEAN PAINTING SECTION OUR TEACHER STARTED TALKING ABOUT THIS PAINTING OF AN ANGEL APPEARING TO MARY AND TALKING TO HER ABOUT HAVING BABY JESUS AND HOW MARY IS REACTING WITH JOY

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AND THIS KID IS MY CLASS LOOKED AT IT AND SAID ‘LOOKS LIKE MARY ISNT HAVING ANY OF IT I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES SAYIN “BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE ME PRAYIN YOU NEED TO HOLD UP AND TAKE SEVERAL STEPS BACK”’ AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT LIGHTHEADED AND MY TEACHER HAD ME SIT ON ONE OF THE MUSEUM BENCHES SO I COULD RECOVER BECAUSE LOOK A HER FACE

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IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSAL IM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD

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